This is not a movie review. Obviously, the movie sucks. The big budget is there, and we can all see it in the amazing set design and CGI… but the plot, especially the ending, is just HORRIBLE. Argh. It’s so frustrating to sit through all 100+ minutes of the movie and end with that… ridiculous ending. Hey Disney, please hire a new writer!!!
And it’s disappointing too, because I loved the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie so so much mainly because of the plot (and of course, because of Johnny Depp, but that’s another story), and I was so psyched that at last this was the “new” Pirates franchise. And then. Boom, gone.
Dear Disney, as a Management student, I have only this to tell you: go hire another BETTER writer, write a BETTER script, and make a BETTER sequel. Please, please, please, pleaaaaaaase.
Oh, did I say this wasn’t going to be a movie review? Sorry, got a bit carried away.
Actually, the real point of this blog post is this: JAKE GYLLENHAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(See, I am capable of fangirling over people who are not Korean!!!)
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Have you seen The Day After Tomorrow? It’s got JAKE GYLLENHAAL in it and it is so awesome. Because of JAKE GYLLENHAAL. (And Emmy Rossum… what ever happened to her, anyway?)
I haven’t seen Brokeback Mountain and I don’t ever plan on doing so. Maybe when I’m 60 and could care less about ______________. (You are free to fill in the blanks with your imagination haha!)
I haven’t seen Donnie Darko!!! Why! I’ve been planning to see it for ages. Argh. Is it scary? I get scared really easily. Maybe I’ll watch it when I’m 30.
Charmie’s Life Goals
To do when I’m 30
- Watch Donnie Darko
To do when I’m 60
- Be alive
- Watch Brokeback Mountain (Maybe I should postpone it to when I’m 80… Hm.)